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door kinderknieën » 26 okt 2015 15:08
Ik mailde mijn bff in LA om te zeggen dat ik sinds kort weer single ben en ik hem deze zomer ga bezoeken om Kristen Stewart te verleiden. Zijn antwoord:
"I am sorry to hear of your breakup
Kristen Stewart is definitely around. I've heard numerous sightings of her at Intelligentsia, right down the street!
I think she is the poor man's emma watson and has severely misguided bro style though. You may want to begin considering what _you_ would like to change about her."
Ik moet echt heel erg lachen. Beste bff ever.
I mind you how we lay in June, such a transparent summer morning,
You settled your head athwart my hips and gently turned over upon me,
And parted the shirt from my bosom-bone, and plunged your tongue to my barestript heart,
And reached till you felt my beard, and reached till you held my feet.
